The Flaming Goat

It’s “Don’t speak ill of the dead.” until it’s time to put the correct name on the stone. 👀

It’s “Don’t speak ill of the dead.” until someone’s child is murdered and everyone’s suddenly an expert in criminology and forensics.

It’s “Don’t speak ill of the dead.” until school shooting victims don’t follow yer political agenda.

It’s “Don’t speak ill of the dead.” until someone thinks a God granted them dibs on some land.

It’s “Don’t speak ill of the dead.” unless they died from AIDS, right?

It’s “Don’t speak ill of the dead.” until someone’s homeless.

It’s “Don’t speak ill of the dead.” until a politician you’ve deified needs to move some merch.

It’s “Don’t speak ill of the dead.” until someone starts charging for erotic services and content.

It’s “Don’t speak ill of the dead.” until yer kid comes out or spouse wants to leave.